Why I want to kill myself?

Please before judging or making rude remarks, read my ENTIRE question and answer accordingly.



I have an audition with Disney Cruise Lines coming up, and one of the requirements is that we learn the Miley Cyrus dance "Hoedown Throwdown". I have been practicing and practicing and know the moves but CANNOT FOR THE LIFE of me do them in the speed Cyrus's song goes. IT's just too damn fast. How are they expecting us to keep up with the fast pace of the song. Every time I try to do the moves (eg "Zig Zag, across the floor...") I stumble as I try to keep up with the pace and rhythm.



The audition packet did say "We don't expect you to be professional dancers, just have fun with it and laugh and learn" but come on! Its Disney. Do I call the people up and tell them the dance is too hard- but I can do all the other things they need me for? (eg act, host). The Job I'm interviewing for is that of Entertainment Host.



If I don't get this job, I will kill myself. Please help me.Why I want to kill myself?
Don't do it! It could be so much worse! It could be Britney Spears.

If there's any bit of truth to this story I suggest you just do what Disney said. Just try to look like you're excited and happy and having fun (Whoo!).

As far as killing yourself goes, if you are serious about that as a cry for help, I strongly suggest you seek professional counseling for your own well-being.
If I got that job I'd kill myself. Sorry, can't help you. : (Why I want to kill myself?
There is a lot more to live for than working on a disney cruise ship. you should talk to your doctor about your depression.
1) Life isn't always easy. If you feel like killing yourself every time you don't get what you want, you won't get far. Learn to take it on the chin.



2) Keep practicing and go to that interview. The worst thing you could do is give up without even trying. Give it your best shot. If you still fail, at least you'll know it wasn't because you didn't give it your all.



3) You need more perspective. If you get it, good. If you don't, it's not the end of the world either. Maybe that means you're not in the proper place. Don't be so dramatic.
All a person can do is their very best. If this job doesn't work out something else will. You can still have a promising future.
Try slowing the music down. (I use Sony Audio Studio program to "redo" music) Learn it slow and then gradually speed it up as you get better. I used this method to teach small children cheer dances for really fast paced music. If you call them and tell them the dance is too hard, That is am almost certain no we are not going to hire you. If you make a mistake, just smile and keep going. Act like it was suppose to be that way. Love yourself more. Your life is so worth more than Disney.
Alrite look its good that you know some of it if you cant do the rest than just play it off just make it look like you know what your doing but dont stand out sorta blend in..And most importantly of all relax i suggest smoke a bowl of weed before you do it or have 1 beer or shot that way your not nervous and you wont f**** it up...Just dont kill youself its just a job idk if your having a financial crisis but are you sure you rather be dead than homeless? Its not that bad well than death and i know ive been homeless for 6months of my life and i mean like out on the street always hung near gas stations asking for money..But look dont concentrate so hard because thats not going to make you automatically remeber the dance it just takes practice that you need to dedicate youself to just dont beat yourself up over it..please go smoke some weed to chill out its not like a dangerous drug like heroin or meth, etc its actually safer than alcohol because you cant OD and less lethal than cigarrettes and if you dont do drugs well nows a time to start well since you dont care about your life and want to end it..but please go do something else besides kill yourself go rob a bank or something if you have to..